"Whoever said spinning classes are just for sorority sisters has both underestimated the endurance of said sisters and the brutality of spin."
LXL
"I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children. And I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person. It freaks me out. I’m sorry that I don’t talk like Murphy Brown. And I hate your pants suit. I wish it had ribbons on it or something just to make it slightly cuter but that doesn’t mean I’m not smart and tough and strong."
-Jess (New Girl)
just don’t call her adorkable
(via myroaringtwenties)
(via zooeydeschanel)
(via quote-book)
Thirsty for more
The more you know, the more you know you don’t know.
—Aristotle
Graduate school, man. But more accurately — life, man.
Go read a book.
Fogell: Yeah. It was between that or Muhammed.
Seth: Why the FUCK would it be between THAT or Muhammed? Why don’t you just pick a common name like a normal person?
Fogell: Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once.
Thinking about the latter quote and this movie in general is giving me the lulz at work.
"I hate having my hopes dashed culinarily."
E
(Source: quote-book)
Full Circle
2008
L: You’re learning Java?? Wow, I’m so impressed.
M: Yeah, I’m learning about Java! Javanese beliefs are interesting, aren’t they?
L: Wait, what?
M: What?
L: What are you talking about?
M: The island of Java….in Indonesia. Wth are you talking about?
L: The programming language.
